Connoisseur Of Controversy Pillows

'But is it ART?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"My kid could do that."

Sculptor's chippings

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

The Mafia Goes Green.

"My bouche was not amused."

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

Tony Blair's Apology for the Iraq War

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."