Cultural Critique Connoisseur Pillows

Man tries to peep up the Statue of Liberty's skirts.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Reading my Critics

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Say 'eh.'"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

The Cremaster Cycle

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'