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"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Imagine

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

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"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

The nuclear physicist's duck.

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

Old lady spying on the neighbours using a webcam.

"I'll call you back...I think Steve has found that invisible dark matter we've been searching for."

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

The pilgrimage begins

"Have you met my wing man?"

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."