Quark Questers Pillows

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Time Travel Research Lab

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"He would rather die than salivate!"

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

The nuclear physicist's duck.

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'