Quantum Quester Pillows

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

While trying to figure out if insurance would cover her medical bills, Flo's mind wandered to simpler topics like quantum physics.

An unknown sub-atomic particle waiting to be discovered.

'But you can't go through life applying Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle to everything.'

Ethics on the Ege - 'I see you're the co-author of this paper, Dr Mauritz, and you came up with some new insights in the field of quantum mechanics, which you will explain further next week.' 'I am? I did? I will?'

'He's close -- he's developed a unified field theory for everything except anchovies.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"This job could lead to smaller things."

Time Machine Development Lab

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Time Travel Research Lab

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"It's his new hobby, string theory."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Schroedinger's Cartoon

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Time & Space

Wanted: Schrodinger's cat

Heisenberg Homework

"But if the particle is too small and too short-lived to detect, we can't just take it on faith that you've discovered it."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

Max Planck

"If this is correct, then everything we thought was a wave is really a particle, and everything we thought was a particle is really a wave."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Tonight: Lecture on 4th Dimensional Physics and Ontological Topology. Buy Tickets Here. Sorry, fellas, but I'm going to have to see some IQ.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.