Quark Questers Gifts

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Time Travel Research Lab

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Buy tickets here for lecture on Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I can tell you the time or the place, but not both.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

The nuclear physicist's duck.

'He's close -- he's developed a unified field theory for everything except anchovies.'

'Yup, it's broke alright... probably one of your theoretical physicists, or maybe one of them writers from Quantum Leap.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Time-Space Convergence Ahead