Quark Quester Gifts

'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Time Travel Research Lab

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

The nuclear physicist's duck.

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."