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'Quarks, neturinos, mesons. All those damn particles you can't see. That's what drove me to drink. But now i can see them!'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Time Travel Research Lab

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Buy tickets here for lecture on Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I can tell you the time or the place, but not both.

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

The nuclear physicist's duck.

'Yup, it's broke alright... probably one of your theoretical physicists, or maybe one of them writers from Quantum Leap.'

'He's close -- he's developed a unified field theory for everything except anchovies.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Time-Space Convergence Ahead