Quantum Questers T-Shirts

"...But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Quantum Psychic

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Time Travel Research Lab

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Schrodinger's kittens

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"He would rather die than salivate!"

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'