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Complexity Made Simple.

Heisenberg Institute: You are here.

'I still don't understand quantum theory.'

Strange Matter pop out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physics.

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'I see you're the co-author of this paper....which you will explain next week. '

'Surrender God! We have your particle!'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

Quantum Physics Lab

Physics Lecture: A Seminar On Time Travel Will Be Held Last Thursday.

Quantum physics lab...

"Annabelle, you have to admit that you make it easy for me to be misogynistic."

"According to the new quantum computer, our sales plan is both dead and alive, or trapped in a space-time wormhole."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Big Bang Theory.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Evolution.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"