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'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Showoff"

"Then what happened?"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"