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'M...E...N...S...U...H.'

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Boat wedding.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Complexity Made Simple.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Planet of the Ants

Buy tickets here for lecture on Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I can tell you the time or the place, but not both.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Football Fish

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

'Yup, it's broke alright... probably one of your theoretical physicists, or maybe one of them writers from Quantum Leap.'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Cuban Socialism

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Useless-memory lane

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'