Ice Explorers T-Shirts

"The first winter is always the toughest."

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Horror movies

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

Boat wedding.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Ice shelfie.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Bored?'

Penguin of the Month.

When bored, we board

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Running out of Gas.

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Polar Bear Fishing.

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

Starbucks Siren

A polar bear holds a press conference.

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'