Qi Explorer Prints

'Do you realise that every time I turn my head to talk to you it stimulates Qi flow along the small intestine, triple heater, stomach, spleen, gall bladder and liver meridians?'

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Showoff"

"Then what happened?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'