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"Ms. Burney, do we have anything on right and wrong?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Then what happened?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"#BeCurious"

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"