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"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

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First love.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

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"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

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"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

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Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

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'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

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"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

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"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

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"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."