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"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

First love.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Tasty.

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"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"My aloofness is a mask."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

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"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

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"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."