Love Dynamics Explorer Pillows

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

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"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

Tasty.

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

The army and the church are in love with each other

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."