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'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Tasty.

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"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

Strategies that will always work

Tunnel of Life and Love

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Computer dating.

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

Tunnel of love.

"I know we've only just met, but I feel like I've known you all my life."

'Zowie! I guess this puts the quits to our platonic relationship!'

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

"Will you still love me when I outearn you?"

"They met online and they found the minister there, too."

"Tried an online dating site. Evidently it's not a calendar!"

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!