Digital Love Navigator Pillows

'Wow! I wonder if there's an app for that?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

...In a Relationship

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"We slipped in the tub."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

'George and I met on line!'

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

Relate on-line: An error of type 4807 has occurred in your marriage.

"Cute... But way too young."

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Love Park: You Are Here

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

"Yes, you will soon find "Miss Right"...but her nickname is "Always"."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'