Love Navigators Pillows

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

' Kiss me'

Getting there.

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Tunnel of love"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

...In a Relationship

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"I need a man who will commit."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"We slipped in the tub."

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."