Love Navigators Mugs

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

' Kiss me'

Getting there.

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Tunnel of love"

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"I need a man who will commit."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

...In a Relationship

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"We slipped in the tub."

'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"When we have fun, we really have fun."

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."