Love Life's Navigator Pillows

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

...In a Relationship

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Bumper Cars of Love.

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"We slipped in the tub."

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."