Love Life's Navigator Gifts

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

...In a Relationship

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

"We slipped in the tub."

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."