Life's Navigator Gifts

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Life"

I accept that we only go around once. What I hate is the centrifugal force.

Elevators: Up, Down, Options: 'I pushed options once...it was still 'up' or 'down'.'

Highway of life.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Midlife: You Are Here.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Get ready ... Get set ...

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

Arrow Church

"We slipped in the tub."

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."