Life's Crossroads Navigator Gifts

Tourist Crossroad

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Admit it, we're lost."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

Failure - Success

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

'Is it worth it? Do I really want to give all this up for a career in cardiac catheterization?'

"Life"

You are here.

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

Recalculating!

Boy, Interrupted.

Racing Forward

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'It's time for your crisis.'

In 500 feet you have reached your destination.

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

"My Dad gave me the birds and bees talk, I don't think he could handle the real facts of life."

'Think about it dad: With this GPS, we can go anywhere, we don't have to be just homing-pigeons anymore...'