Life's Crossroads Navigator Gifts

Tourist Crossroad

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

Failure - Success

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"Life"

'Is it worth it? Do I really want to give all this up for a career in cardiac catheterization?'

You are here.

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

Recalculating!

Psychiatry. I'd be more optimistic about starting a new chapter in my life if all the previous ones hadn't ended in a cliffhanger!

Boy, Interrupted.

Racing Forward

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'It's time for your crisis.'

In 500 feet you have reached your destination.

"My Dad gave me the birds and bees talk, I don't think he could handle the real facts of life."

'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

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