Life's Crossroad Navigators Gifts

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

Failure - Success

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

You are here.

"Life"

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

'Is it worth it? Do I really want to give all this up for a career in cardiac catheterization?'

Opportunity to pursue other options, next exit.

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

Tourist Crossroad

"Where did I come from?"

Racing Forward

In 500 feet you have reached your destination.

Info Superhiway Bar & Grill...Happy hour, 5 - 5:05.

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

"My husband and I were divorced too young. It didn't last."

'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

'Am I your first blind date?'

"I'm dating a squash champion."

'Think about it dad: With this GPS, we can go anywhere, we don't have to be just homing-pigeons anymore...'

Highway of life.

Caution: Multi-ton vehicles driven by morons barrelling along, next billion miles.

"Are you properly qualified to give advice on this Dad?"

Elevators: Up, Down, Options: 'I pushed options once...it was still 'up' or 'down'.'