Life Crossroads Gifts

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Call me?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Doubt or Certainy

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Women

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'So push has come to shove...'

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

PastFuture.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

Road signs of Aging

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."