Life Transitions Gifts

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Doubt or Certainy

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

PastFuture.

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Businessman Panhandling

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'Finally my boss noticed me today, I got fired.'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

"I know it's hard to shift gears coming here from your day job as an editor, but the customers don’t like their drinks watered down."

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'