Transitioning Lifestyles Gifts

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

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"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Doubt or Certainy

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Astronaut Selfie.

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Women

'So push has come to shove...'

PastFuture.

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

"My joints... are almost done"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I'm coping.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Out of Order.

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'