Transitioning Lifestyles Gifts

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

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"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Doubt or Certainy

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'So push has come to shove...'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Astronaut Selfie.

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'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

"My joints... are almost done"

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'I'm coping.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'Rock of Ages'

Out of Order.

'Of course, but it's very expensive, with all that organic food, renewable energy and 5 star health care and horrendous surcharges on sin.'