Life Change Gifts

'Go away! I'm de-cluttering my life!'

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

Dear diary, something momentous happened to me today, but it wasn't funny. Life-changing, yes; hilarious, no. So, bowing to pressure from certain parties who shall remain nameless

Don't go out on a limb before turning over a new leaf.

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Call me?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

YOLO vs YODO

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"You won’t need refills."

Doubt or Certainy

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

'So push has come to shove...'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Women

"Guess the weight you used to be"