Life Change Gifts

'Go away! I'm de-cluttering my life!'

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

Don't go out on a limb before turning over a new leaf.

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Call me?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

YOLO vs YODO

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"You won’t need refills."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Doubt or Certainy

'So push has come to shove...'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Women

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

"Guess the weight you used to be"