Contemplating Life Changes Gifts

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Why bother?"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Missing my hair.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'I can change! I swear!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Doubt or Certainy

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Women

'So push has come to shove...'

PastFuture.

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Taylor, I've decided to sack you. I hope this doesn't affect our marriage in any way.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Metaphors.

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.