Facing Life Choices Gifts

Tunnel of Life

"Call me?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

"You can do it!"

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

PEP TALKS!

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

The Incomplete Angler

I drink to forget. Is that just for things in the past, or does it cover mistakes you might make later tonight?

"Let's not have children."

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"Lately, we've been getting a number of white males in their thirties seeking sanctuary."

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

I don't mind it when life throws me a curve -- It's the beanballs I can't stand!

'I'll have to get back to you with an answer for you question, my son.'

"You've made me very happy, but now I want to be miserable again."

'Once inside, you will be doomed for all eternity or you could take what's behind door number three.'

'Mom, Dad, I've decided to skip my senior year of college and jump directly into chronic unemployment.'