Life Decisions Gifts

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Call me?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

'So push has come to shove...'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"Your father and I are okay if you're into this clown thing, as long as it doesn't lead to a career in politics."

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"So much to do... so little time."

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'I've just had a terrible nightmare that we were living sensibly, within our budget!'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Once upon a time vs. today