Life-changing Decision Gifts

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Call me?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

YOLO vs YODO

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"You won’t need refills."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Your father and I are okay if you're into this clown thing, as long as it doesn't lead to a career in politics."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'I recently became a veggie.'

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Games Galore: Now in - feminist chess set featuring women bishops!

Once upon a time vs. today

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.