Life-changing Decision Pillows

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Call me?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

YOLO vs YODO

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"You won’t need refills."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"Your father and I are okay if you're into this clown thing, as long as it doesn't lead to a career in politics."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Even when this drought is over, things will never be the same."

'I recently became a veggie.'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Yes, many of us have had life changes since you switched focus to Environmental Law."

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Gracie plants flowers and distracts boys with them while she plays soccer.

Games Galore: Now in - feminist chess set featuring women bishops!

Once upon a time vs. today