Career Decision Pillows

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"What's the matter with you, lad? I try to bring you up as a decent, law-abiding citizen and now you tell me you want to be a politician!"

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'd like t be either a psychiatrist or an author.'

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'...veterinary or ventriloquist?'

Secretly, She's Always Hated Young Adam Kassan.

Once upon a time vs. today

"Your father and I are okay if you're into this clown thing, as long as it doesn't lead to a career in politics."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Butterfly Woman

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

In basket-case.

'How fast can you hype?'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"