Career Decision T-Shirts

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"What's the matter with you, lad? I try to bring you up as a decent, law-abiding citizen and now you tell me you want to be a politician!"

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'I'd like t be either a psychiatrist or an author.'

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'...veterinary or ventriloquist?'

Secretly, She's Always Hated Young Adam Kassan.

You've come to the wrong friend for romantic advice, Ginger. Originally, I wouldn't marry Lance because I wanted to pursue my career. Then later, he wouldn

Once upon a time vs. today

"Your father and I are okay if you're into this clown thing, as long as it doesn't lead to a career in politics."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

'Let's not go by the book.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

In basket-case.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'How fast can you hype?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."