Major Life Decision Gifts

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Call me?"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'So push has come to shove...'

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"I was told you didn't want a pacemaker fitted."

"Your father and I are okay if you're into this clown thing, as long as it doesn't lead to a career in politics."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

Once upon a time vs. today

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'Finding the meaning of life is difficult enough. Now they want the meaning of life in 140 characters or less!'

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

"Let's not have children."

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again."

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven