Major Life Decision Gifts

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Call me?"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'So push has come to shove...'

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"I was told you didn't want a pacemaker fitted."

"Your father and I are okay if you're into this clown thing, as long as it doesn't lead to a career in politics."

A Man Visits A Doctor To Ask About Marriage.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

'Finding the meaning of life is difficult enough. Now they want the meaning of life in 140 characters or less!'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Once upon a time vs. today

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"I didn't want the family business but ten years ago on take-your-child-to-work day my father wouldn't let me go home again."

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

"Let's not have children."

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.