Medical Decision Enthusiast Gifts

'He's just deciding whether or not to operate.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"