Medical Advice Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

"Jack! I've told you before...just because I'm your family doctor and you live next door does not mean you can phone me whenever you want! Even if my house is on fire!"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Feel free to take notes."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'In general, do the right thing.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.