Medical Decision-making Enthusiast Gifts

Cost/Value

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Little doctor.

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'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

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Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

Fork in the trail.

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"