Medical Decision-making Enthusiast Gifts

Cost/Value

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

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Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.