Medical Debate Enthusiast Gifts

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

"It so happens I have a perfectly good reason for not wearing a mask."

"I guess some things are just necessary in the interest of public safety. . ."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Oligarchy

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Now that's a win."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Obama Healthcare.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"