Medical Debate Participant Gifts

'Of course you do realise your health would be a LOT better if you weren't such a fat bastard!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Vaping cigarette

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

"You first."

I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

Be Right There

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

The devolution of the NHS

The Republican View of Healthcare

Quack Medicine

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!