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The Antivaxxer

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Arizona In Black

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Profits for Big Pharma

Immigration Measures in USA.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Republican Mutant Mammoth

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'Safety Net.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

Vaping cigarette

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

I've got Extreme Partisanship Syndrome? Is there such a thing? It's going around. It's acute anxiety caused by someone one the other side of the aisle. Feels like a heart attack. Absurd. That's what the right wing says about universal health care. Universal care is absurd?! I rest my case. Heart seizing! Can't ... breathe ...

'No, I'm not the famous heart surgeon, but I charge exactly what he charges...'

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'Take two aspirins and call Obama in the morning!'

U.S. politics

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."