Ethical Debate Participant Gifts

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"I'll see what I can do for you on anti-corruption rules."

"You can't fool the american people - that's why I'm in exports."

"I can understand you embezzling the company's money. You should understand my asking for a cut."

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

After record low admission levels, Private Hospitals began to run 'edgy' ad campaigns

'Now, give us a straight answer, come on! Is Britain involved in torture or not?'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

'Thanks for calling customer service. How can I lie to you?'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"No offence Jon, but..."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'