Ethical Debating Champion Gifts

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Healthcare declaration

A young positivist.

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Plant Parenthood...