Ethical Debates Fan Gifts

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"No offence Jon, but..."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.