Ethical Debates Aficionado Gifts

Stem Cells in Wonderland.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Plant Parenthood...

Memory Content is King

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Bigot Spigot

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"No offence Jon, but..."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

Abdullah Debate

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Ethics shmethics! If the cheetahs are using performance-enhancing drugs, we'd better start, too.