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"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.